I'll start by admitting, I watched every episode of Flavor of Love, Flavor of Love 2, I Luv New York, I Luv New York 2, Rock of Love, even the White Rapper Show, all part of VH1's "Celebreality" line-up over the past two years. The shows were certainly different and had that element of drama in them that made ya wanna watch. And even though we all knew that Flav isn't really lookin for love from the show, it was still fun to watch. The key word there is WAS.

VH1 is currently running, yup, Flavor of Love THREE. Oh come on ! Flav doesn't need this show to find women. HE WAS PART OF PUBLIC ENEMY FOR GOD SAKES. And I can maybe believe that they were able to find the first 20 ladies who thought Flav was attractive, but you want me to believe you found 60 total now?? Yeah ok.

Now Rock of Love is into Rock of Love 2 because, coincidently, just like Flav and just like New York, Bret Michaels also didn't find love on the first season. Rigggght. VH1, JUST STOP IT ALREADY with the pretending like this is for real.

This is boring VH1. And now you've succeeded in pissing me off by assuming I'm so ignorant that I wanna watch this.

And this week, you announced the next batch of crap shows on the way. One  starring Brooke Hogan by herself, Luther Campbell from 2 Live Crew as a GOOD guy (WTF? Can you say rip-off of Snoop's show on E!), Margaret Cho (jesus god) and of course we gotta bring New York back for a third season of CRAP.

I can only hope A&E hurries up with getting Dog The Bounty Hunter back on and hope that MAYBE just MAYBE that HBO will expand Entourage to an hour long instead of 30 minutes.

Here's the show descriptions from VH1. LOL. What a joke.

BROOKE HOGAN KNOWS BEST - (10 Episodes - 30 Minutes)

This show will follow Brooke Hogan as she embarks into a whole new world with no rules but her own. We'll see this sheltered six foot blonde bombshell take on the city of Miami. We'll see her deal with the ins and outs of daily life, the extra pressures of managing her career and finances without Mom and Dad, her new relationships, and for the first time being away from her family's safety net. Brooke is no longer the innocent teenager under Dad's lock and key, which ultimately pushes Hulk in to very uncomfortable territory as a Dad.

LUKE'S PARENTAL ADVISORY - (8 Episodes - 30 Minutes)

Over the years, Luther "Luke" Campbell has had many monikers including raunchiest man in Hip Hop, musical mastermind and even activist for constitutional rights. But he is best known as the hype man for 2 Live Crew, the bawdiest hip hop group of the late 1980's/early 90's, and pioneer of the modern music video featuring scantily clad girls.What people don't know about Luke is that he is now a loving father, successful CEO and most surprising of all, faithful fiance. However, don't think Luke has changed completely. His life may look like the picture of typical suburbia, but his adult entertainment business ventures prove he's still going to be as nasty as he wants to be.

This reality series will follow the day-to-day adventures as Luke navigates fatherhood with two teenage children, while running his adult business Luke Entertainment Group and planning a wedding with his straight-laced lawyer fiance Kristin. Whether it's wedding cake shopping, giving a "birds and the bees" lecture to his son or casting dancers for his adult Web site, Luke Campbell does things his own way and he doesn't give a *!#@ what anybody says about it!

THE CHO SHOW - (7 Episodes - 30 Minutes)

Thirteen years after her catastrophic foray into television, Margaret Cho is triumphantly returning to television in a new reality-sitcom on VH1 in "The Cho Show." This time it's on her own terms.

This VH1 series will follow the irrepressible Margaret Cho and her eccentric entourage as she fights to be herself in an industry that in the past wanted her to be something other than herself. The series will touch upon all aspects of Margaret's "anything goes" lifestyle, from the strained and awkward moments provided by her somewhat traditional Korean parents to the more irreverent and outrageous moments shared with her colorful cast of friends and colleagues.

NEW YORK GOES TO HOLLYWOOD - (10 Episodes - 30 Minutes)

Having at long last conquered her quest for love, New York is ready to tackle her other life dream: superstardom. Don't get it wrong - New York is already a star but she wants to be on the A-list - as a legit actress.

In order to focus on her new mission, New York has to put her last conquest, Tailor Made, on the backburner as she tries to take on Tinsel Town. She's moving out west to see if she can climb the Hollywood ladder. Question is, will she reach for the stars or fall flat on her face.

So two weeks ago, Hooch and I were watching Rob and Big on MTV. Rob  spent the whole show breaking skating records in the Guinness Book. Rob broke over 20 records and hell, even Big Black broke two records - eating powdered sugar donuts and unpeeled bananas. So this inspired me to try and find a cool ass Guinness record I could break.

So what does all that have to do with the gigantic burger above?
That burger weighs 134 pounds and was made at Detroit's Mallie's Sports Bar & Grill and yup, it broke the world record. Click here for the story or check out this video of it.